Taking a shower can be a very special thing. It’s a somewhat spiritual time of the day – a place for you to reflect and ponder on the little things in life. The hot falling water on your body seemingly releases some sort of contemplation hormone in your body that makes having a shower a meditating experience, allowing your mind to work in an unworldly way it does not anywhere else.
Some of your most revolutionary thoughts come to you in the shower, but of course, no one is there to witness them! You’ll be scrubbing your back and then suddenly a world-changing epiphany comes in your head. Here are some of these genius shower thoughts that actually sound very smart.
“People that are allergic to dust are allergic to themselves”…
…Ever thought about this one? You know when your mom used to moan at you off for not dusting your room? Well, thinking about it now, she had a pretty good point as to why she wanted you to do it. You’d literally be living in a room covered with millions of your own dead skin flakes. Not nice.
“Because the Virgo Cluster of planets is 65 million light years away, anybody who could look at earth from there would see dinosaurs”…
…MIND BLOWN. With dinosaurs living 65 million years imagine if we were located on a planet in the Virgo Cluster which is 65 million light years away across the universe, if we were living on the Virgo cluster- if we would then look through the telescope, we’d see dinosaurs! Right?!
“When you bite down on something, you are actually biting up because you can’t move your top jaw”…
…Did you ever actually think about this before? I bet you’re moving your jaw up and down right now aren’t you? Yep, thought so. Your bottom jaw is doing all the work! Why do we say bite down then? It just doesn’t make sense.
“If the oldest person is 116, then 117 years ago there was a completely different set of humans on earth”…
…Amazing? One time there was a completely different set of humans on this earth. If we ever did reach the tender old age of 117, you would certainly have seen a lot of things and people who n our life. You’d most likely begin to think you were some sort of immortal timelord too.
“Dogs probably think we are amazing hunters when we come back home with a bags and bags of groceries”…
…We all wonder what our pets get up to when we’re not at home. But have you ever thought about what they think we are up to when we leave them? They must feel incredibly proud of us when we come back with things that smell really good. Little do they know, ‘hunting’ is pretty easy these days with supermarkets and online shopping…
“History classes are only going to longer and harder as time goes on”…
…History is a funny thing, isn’t it? As time goes on and on, the extensive list of important historical events gets longer and longer. Will things we find important now eventually be thought as ancient? Also, does this mean that in 2000 years time our generation will be considered as ancient as what we consider the ancient Greeks to be?
These shower thoughts are definitely mind-blowing, but how many of them have you had yourself?
