When you think math, you probably aren’t thinking about comedy. It’s useful, sure, but probably not all that hilarious, right? Well, that’s where you are wrong! Here are some pretty great jokes that will prove once and for all that math can be just as much fun as any other class!
These math puns are sure to have you clutching your calculator in glee!
Never trust math teachers who only ever use graph paper. You can be sure that they are plotting something!
Q: What do you call a group of guys who love math?
Q: What did the constipated mathematician do?
A: He worked it out with a pencil!
Q: How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch, in order to make a profit?
A: By using a cod-ratic inequality.
Math jokes about numbers
Numbers are at the heart of math and the center of these jokes! Be sure to rate them out of ten.
Did you hear about the mathematician who was terrified of negative numbers?
He would stop at nothing to avoid them.
What did the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What do you call a number that won’t keep still?
A: A roamin’ numeral
Hilarious math jokes
These jokes will really make you laugh – if you can work them out!
What is a smart bird favorite type of math?
Hank the sheepdog was getting the sheep in for Farmer Giles.
He completed the task and went bounding over to the farmer shouting, “Farmer Giles, Farmer Giles…. I chased 40 sheep into the yard for you!”
“40 sheep?” Asks Farmer Giles confused. “But I’ve only got 37.”
“I know,” says Hank. “But I rounded them up!”
Q: Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?
A: Because she sprained her angle!
Q: What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?
A: A plane cheeseburger.
Q: Why did I divide sin by tan?
A: Just cos.
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke?
Three statisticians are out hunting together. After a while, they spot a single rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots, missing him entirely. The second aims and undershoots, he too misses him. The third shouts out “We got him!”
Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height “a” and radius “z”
Mathematical pick-up lines
If you’ve got the right lines, math can even be a little romantic! Try these geeky come-ons and see if you can make 1+1=2.
I don’t mean to be obtuse, but you are a-cute girl
My love for you is like a concave function’s positive first derivative, because it’s always increasing.
You must be the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
Only math-loving nerds will get the majority of these jokes – they are far from average! But don’t be mean, be sure to send them on to your favorite cutie-pi and share the joy and the laughs.